Abusive judge, $65 M lawsuit

A Washington, DC, judge is suing a dry cleaner for $65 million. The offense? A one-week delay in finding a pair of his pants, when they promised "Same day service" and "Satisfaction guaranteed."

Judge Roy L. Pearson Jr. has refused settlement offers of $12,000 plus the suit of his choice, but he is pressing on with his suit [pun intended].

A defense fund website is "under construction."